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、妈妈叫皮皮起床∶“快点起来!公鸡都叫好几遍了1 皮皮说∶“公鸡叫和我有什么关系?我又不是母鸡1 2、爸爸给女儿讲小时候经常挨饿的事,听完后,女儿两眼含泪,十分同情地问∶ “哦,爸爸,你是因为没饭吃才来我们家的吗?” 3、童童问妈妈∶“为什么...

你好,我来为你解答: Good Boy Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?" "I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered. "You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Her...

一同学叫马騳骉,老师不认识,上课时,英语老师说:“马XX来回答。”语文老师:万马奔腾来没?”历史老师:“五马分尸呢?”数学老师更直接:“马6呢?”

你又考倒数第一1班主任把教鞭敲的啪啪响,她看向窗外沉默不语。“就你这成绩,将来怎么毕业?怎么找工作?怎么嫁好男人?”“嗖。。。”一支钢笔直直地插入老师身边的讲台。年级第一的他缓缓起身,面无表情地望着老师:“我老婆,我养” 我快受不了了...

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